December 2011
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Shadows on the Sun: Unbroken →
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“Tell me you love me,” she whispers. He laughs and shakes his head.
“Eh, I kind of sort of like you a little bit. You want to go see what’s on TV?”
“Yeah. Sure.” There’s a tone of hurt in her voice that either he doesn’t recognize or that he ignores all together. He pulls away from…
November 2011
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It is midnight and thus, it's WEDNESDAY!
So, guess what that means!? New video. Hmmmm. What should I do this time!? brainstorming.
Fuck you, Thanksgiving.
I miss my friends.
I’m tired of seeing my family that makes me feel like shit.
Seriously, stop stalking my facebook, crazy aunt. We all know that’s what you spend your time doing. I also know it’s your excuse to talk shit about me at every opportunity.
Unhappy grandmother: it’s fucking menopause, at some point we women will all go through it. Get over it. Stop bringing...
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August 2011
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July 2011
2 posts
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (What Does That Say About...
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She’s beautiful to me.
She may not be
Supermodel thin
Blonde and busty
With flawless skin
Or perfectly coiffed hair.
Her hair’s been dyed
Her skin’s been inked
And pierced
And painted,
The canvass of her incredible mind.
She’s my black-feathered angel
with her halo around her neck,
as beautiful as she is unique.
June 2011
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Cutting, Spray painting.. And.. Yeah.
So I thought it would be a good idea to modify the shell of my old XBox 360. I’ve never ever, used spray paint before or made my own stencils for spray painting.
What did I learn tonight?
- Plastic dulls my x-acto knife really fast.
- I haven’t used my x-acto in a while… So.. Definitely forgot about the need for sharp blades.
- Don’t spray a second layer of spray paint...
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“The most beautiful make-up of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to...”
– Yves Saint Laurent
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No Need For Your Attitude, Ma'am!
I’ll start this off with: So, yesterday at work….
I was standing near the cash wrap area, keeping an eye on a bunch of unattended teens. These two women stomp over to me. One was holding a bikini in a medium, the other was holding a cover-up in a medium as well. Both of the items had rasta colors and pictures of pot leaves on them. Classy right? The shorter of the two women comes up...
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I worked out this morning right after breakfast: upper body, abs and swam a few laps in the pool. The start to my day was awesome, now let’s see if I can keep the good-feeling going all through work. The semi-retarded, ignorant customers I have to deal with all day certainly try my patience. UGH!
…Today is going to be a good day… It is, because I say it’s so.
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Retail, really...
Customer 1: (Comes up to the register with a jumbo card) So how long will it take you to mail this for me?
Me: Uhh... I can't mail that out for you.
Customer 1: Well, I could have sworn the card says it can be mailed.
Me: Well, it can.. But YOU have to mail it out.
Customer 1: Wait. So you can't mail it for me?
Me: ..... (Sigh) ..... I can't mail that out for you, no.
Customer 1: I don't understand. How would I mail it then?
Me: (Blink) Well... You put a stamp on it... And take it to the post office, or FedEx or something?
Customer 1: I still don't understand why you can't mail this out for me.
Me: Unfortunately, this is a store. In a mall. Not a post office. Like I said, you can take it to FedEx or your post office, and they can tell you how to mail that out.
Customer 2: Do you have a size 3XL in stock for this shirt?
Me: No, unfortunately, we don't. But we do have some other styles that do have 3XLs.
Customer 2: How can you not have the size I need??
Me: I'm sorry. That style just doesn't come in that size.
Customer 2: I think this is bullshit. You're discriminating.
Me: Sir, I'm not discriminating against anyone. I don't decide what this company chooses to sell or not sell. I can give you our customer service number and you can call them?
Customer 2: No. I don't want to talk to anyone. I want this shirt in a size that I can wear.
Me: Okay. Well, I don't have that shirt in the size you want.
Customer 3: You overcharged me.
Me: I don't think that I did, ma'am.
Customer 3: Yes, you did. Both these shirts should be half off.
Me: The shirts aren't half off.. They're buy one get one half off, so you have to get two shirts to get one of them for half off.
Customer 3: That's not what your sign says.
Me: Ma'am. The signs say.. ' Entire stock of shirts buy one get one 50% off'.
Customer 3: Well I won't buy them if both of them aren't discounted.
Me: I can't discount two full price shirts for you when we have a sale on them, sorry.
Customer 3: Then I don't want them and I won't shop here again because your customer service is ridiculous.
Me: Okay.
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Love Unconditional.
I was taught, early on
That love is…
Raw
Unbridled
Passion.
I was taught, early on
That love is…
All-Consuming
Dangerous
Physical.
I was taught, early on
That love is…
A whirlwind where
One must be careful
Or be swept away.
Oh, but I was surprised
When I learned what
Love really is.
Love is…
Innocent
As it wraps its fingers
Around mine and asks,
...
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Healthy Eating.
I want to change my diet up. I’m trying to get into the habit of eating more than three meals a day — changing them to small portions per meal.
I’m not the greatest cook. But I can follow recipes! Can anyone give me sites and/or recipes that are healthy and taste good also?
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“Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.”
– John Ray
May 2011
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Back to Training!
I’ve been saying that I’m going to go back and continue using a personal trainer for months now… Only to never go and make an appointment. I have about 20 sessions that I’ve paid for and not used — in months — with more sessions building up. I did finally make an appointment last week and I went back this morning (at 7 am, so early!!). The workout felt amazing!...
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Really?
I really hate it when people just grab you without asking. I mean, seriously, if I didn’t have any tattooing on my arm, I can bet that no one would think it’s okay to just walk up to me and start rolling my shirt sleeve up. The ink on my arm does not mean you can just reach out and paw at me to see it! That’s my pet peeve, especially since I notice people do it more when...
Shadows on the Sun: Black Angel →
tipher:
She proudly wears her crooked halo Tarnishes and all And flaunts her black-feathered wings Another sign of her fall Her eyes are pools of history Of all the pain that she’s felt Of her victories, her losses And all the places she has dwelt Each mark upon her skin sings Praises of where she’s…
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“My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story.”
– Johnny Depp
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Tattoos, tattoos, tattoos!
I want some more. :]